#I fuckin’ hate the future

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beyonceprivilege:

me: *waves at a dog being walked*

dog’s owner: *waves at me*

me:

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lsdzeppelin:

i was taking pictures of the new puppy

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when i look out the window to see the older dog just

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egberts:

*goes to bed at 11pm and doesnt fall asleep til 4am*

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dontbeweirdbabe:

Female comics are my life

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rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

Panic! at the Disco - The End of All Things

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