• sext: so which brand new song makes u cry the hardest

fagmobs:

precumming:

u have a butthole …… i have a tongue ….. interesting

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(via dutchster)

harmonypowerhouse:

*develops new crush* *looks up star sign compatibility instead of actually talking to them*

(via thewonderthatwewant)

rd1iemzcog54sk7:

This has been a public service announcement from The Mighty Boosh.

(Source: marina-andthed, via rubberbabybuggybumper)

[aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face]

(Source: spoken-not-written, via rubberbabybuggybumper)

(Source: sxdwxlf, via praisethabooty)

cheezetits:

the downside of being a virgin is that u can literally be used as a blood sacrifice at any given moment

(via holdonadiddelydarnsecond)

validx2:

When you realize you the ugliest person in the squad

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(via holdonadiddelydarnsecond)