yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help
what if the voice inside your head is your soulmate’s
well then my soulmate sure is an asshole
Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.
bobs burgers is an example of how fucking funny things can be when yoU ACTUALLY UTILIZE YOUR FEMALE CHARACTERS FOR COMEDY INSTEAD OF HAVING THEM STAND THERE ROLLING THEIR EYES
DO YOU SEE